YOU BETTER READ ALL OF THIS POINTLESS SHITEllo' my lovely, elegantly, beautiful, quiet, untalkative,obscure bastards~
I don't even know if you guys are even alive, still go on dA, raping the reblog button on tumblr, got a job at McDonalds in the bad side of Miami, went to college, got kicked out of college, passed the Mexican border, got caught on the mexican border, fucking around on omegle, literally fucking around on omegle, got in the mafia, got injured from a chicago gangster, mom kicked you out of the computer, actually went OUTSIDE
, met a guy, met a girl, met a transexual, married a transexual on the Jerry Springer show, got cheated on at the Maury show, just heard you're the baby daddy of over 50 women on CNN, ate an apple filled with marijuana particles and got high and humped your neighbor's tree, proposed to Morgan Freeman outside of his house, got to touch Tom Hiddleston's face, watched Doctor Who, had no life while watching Doctor Who, attempted to socialize,died from socializing, cosplayed, got glomped at a con and you're cosplay is now ruined, think Himaruya should finally rise from the dead and update, or simply read this piece of shitty journal/tag. BUT........
I got tagged~ And you're probably in the top ten tagged list
FUCKS FOR YOU!~
I was tagged by this lovely asian~
1->You must post these rules.
2->Each person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
3->Answer the questions the tagger set for you, and create ten new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4->You have to choose 8 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5->Go to their pages and tell them you have tagged her/him.
Han's 10 Facts!
1. I live in Atlanta (the good non-ghetto part)
2. I had my first kiss with a Karkat, Sollux, and Dirk cosplayer at a con
3. I like to squish people's ears. I prefer dominant earlobes more than reflexive earlobes..._.
4. I want to someday make pasta balls, find out the address of my homeroom/history teacher, go to his house, steal his cats, and leave pasta balls in his kitchen with a threat note next to it....>w<
5. Everytime I go on omegle I have the urge to find a pedophile, video chat with him, and give him a false address to meet me up so he'll get so pissed as hell.
6. I am the most racist, politically-incorrect, sarcastic-yet-funny person you'll ever meet.
7. I have a thing for not dating asians because what happens if I marry them and then have sex with them but mu child comes out super asian instead of looking tropically mixed...T^T
8. I'm the girl on tumblr that reblogs and likes every post but never posts anything...
9. I hate the new shows on Cartoon Network. Nickelodeon, and Disney channel.....
10. My first cosplay ever was a pink moe! playboy bunny.......yeah...Imma leave it at that.
1. Wanna ever video chat with me!?
2. Have you ever heard of t.A.T.u?
3. What is the meaning of life?
4. What would you do if I lived in your ceiling?
5. What race/nationality are you?
6. Was I ever annoying/irritating to you?
7. If you suddenly were born black, what would you do/say?
8. What animes/manga are you currently into right now?
9. If a zombie apocalypse occurs this year, would you wanna be on a zombie apocalypse team with moi? ♥
10. What was the most embarassing thing that has happened to you online?
1. Where is humpty dumpty?
Humpty-dumpty was a bit grumpy. He get depressed and was put to the test if he could commit suicide.
He pushed and shoved but to a darling piece of luck, was admitted into a collide. With milk mixed in, his white shell was broken and thrown out and away in the trash bin. Scrambled and embellished with pepper and salt, he was not a malt but indeed my breakfast. His death was completely my fault!
2. Are you fucking kawaii desu?
To kawaii to live! Too sugoi to die!
3. What are 3 things that irk you the most?
Ghetto asians, ghetto people, ghetto people who randomly text you with incorrect grammar -_-
4. Can you guess where my vital regions are?
Travelling to my house in a human-sized package with yaoi doujinshis, and usuk fluff as an a la cart.....>->
5. What's your favourite number?
6. How do you feel about me?
I think you're a wonderful little asian that makes me laugh and smile. I absolutely adore your personality and I love your hair long and short. xD
But you're a wonderful lovely bastardized friend of mine.
7. A scenario about how I could ruin your life?
If you somehow delete my tumblr account, tell my whole family I enjoy looking at hetalia porn, and bring a hairless cat to my house.
8. Do you have two verbs?
Wat. Umm......LOL THE COW GOES MOO.
9. Did you watch the Diamond Jubilee?
Nope, but I googled it!
10. This is not a question. But this is?YOUR MOM
I TAG YOU!
Screw the 8th one...-_-